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| The Kiln House album cover |
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| Danny Kirwan |
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| The Kiln House album cover |
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| Danny Kirwan |
I miss you again
I let the sunlight through my eyes
I won’t cry
In the previous 2 or 3 lines, I introduced you to Marc Elrich, the County Executive of Montgomery County, Maryland – where I’ve lived for many years.
A day rarely goes by without Elrich issuing press releases and posting photos of himself on Facebook, X, and other social media – like this photo of Elrich at a Hare Krishna festival where celebrants throw colored powder at each other:
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Elrich won the first time he ran for county executive despite winning only 29% of the votes cast in the Democratic primary. (Montgomery County Democrats outnumber Republicans by a four-to-one margin, so winning the Democratic primary pretty much guarantees victory in the general election.)
In most jurisdictions, if no candidate gets a majority of the votes cast, there’s a runoff between the top two vote-getters.
But that’s not the case in the People’s Republic of Montgomery County, where the candidate who gets the most votes wins even if – like Elrich – he didn’t come close to getting a majority.
So we ended up with a County Executive who had been rejected by 71% of the voters from his own party.
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Elrich was re-elected to his second term by an even narrower margin.
Once again, Elrich fell far short of winning a majority of the votes cast in the Democratic primary – most of the members of his party preferred another candidate.
But because we don’t believe in majority rule in Montgomery County, that didn’t matter. All Elrich needed to win re-election was a tiny plurality – which is exactly what he got.
After the 140,000-odd ballots cast in the Democratic primary that year were tabulated, Elrich ended up with 32 more votes than the runner-up.
Winner, winner, chicken dinner!
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After winning two such fluky victories, a humbler man would have thanked his lucky stars and quit while he was ahead.
But Marc “I Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Majority” Elrich is made of sterner stuff. So after squeaking through the 2022 election, he immediately announced his intention to run for a third term in 2026.
“Not so fast!” said tens of thousands of horrified Montgomery County voters, who rushed to the polls at the next opportunity to approve a measure that prevented Elrich from running for a third term by a two-to-one margin.
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“You’ve got Republicans who couldn’t beat me in a one-on-one election.” Elrich whined to the Washington Post. “The best strategy, as they knew, was to try to knock me out using term limits.”
Which is utter nonsense. As previously noted, Montgomery County Democrats outnumber Republicans by a four-to-one margin. The term-limit ballot question that threw cold water on Marc Elrich’s dream of winning a third term was supported by about twice as many Democratic voters as Republicans.
So even if zero Republicans had voted in that election, there would still have been a majority in favor of denying Elrich a third term.
It’s simple math, Marc.
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A few years ago, the Houston Astros used 151 different starting lineups – which is believed to be a record.
Fleetwood Mac fell far short of that mark, but did field nine different lineups between 1967 (when the group was founded) and 1975 (when they released their hugely successful tenth studio album, Fleetwood Mac, which probably outsold their first nine albums combined).
Drummer Mick Fleetwood and bassist John McVie were members of all nine of those lineups, but the band has had more guitarists and lead vocalists than you can shake a stick at.
Peter Green and Jeremy Spencer were the group’s original guitarists and singers, but were eventually displaced by Danny Kirwan and Bob Welch, respectively. Kirwan was booted in favor of Bob Weston, who bailed after two albums. Then Welch was replaced by Lindsey Buckingham.
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| The late Danny Kirwan |
The group had started out as an all-male aggregation but eventually added the late Christine McVie (John McVie’s wife) and then Stevie Nicks (Lindsey Buckingham’s girlfriend).
My favorite Fleetwood Mac member is probably Danny Kirwan, who made his debut on Then Play On (the group’s third studio album) and stayed around through Bare Trees (their sixth).
Today 2 or 3 lines is featuring “Child of Mine” from Bare Trees, which demonstrates Kirwan’s talents as both a songwriter and a guitarist.
“Child of Mine” is a relatively simple composition, and Kirwan’s guitar work on the track is restrained rather than show-offy. (Less can be more, you know.)
Click here to listen to “Child of Mine.”
Click here to buy “Child of Mine” from Amazon.
Don't ask me what I think of you
I might not give the answer
That you want me to
Julian Barnes is one of the most highly regarded British novelists alive today. He’s taken home more literary prizes than you can shake a stick at – including the uberprestigious Man Booker Prize (now simply called the Booker Prize), which he won in 2011 for The Sense of the Ending.
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| Julian Barnes |
I first became acquainted with Barnes about 20 years ago, when I was in the midst of a Madame Bovary obsession – Gustave Flaubert’s masterpiece, which is arguably the greatest of all 19th-century novels. (That’s saying something given all the great novelists who were writing in that century – including Dickens, Dostoevsky, George Eliot, Henry James, Melville, Trollope, Tolstoy, Twain, and Zola, just to name a few.)
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I first read Madame Bovary in print, then listened to the book on CDs, then watched the 1991 Claude Chabrol movie adaptation (which starred Isabelle Huppert).
I then moved on to Flaubert’s other works – including the novel Sentimental Education and Three Tales, which included a story titled “A Simple Heart.”
The main character in “A Simple Heart” was an unmarried, childless female servant who has a pet parrot. Flaubert apparently had a stuffed parrot sitting on his desk when he was writing “A Simple Heart” – at least that’s what Julian Barnes says in his 1984 book, Flaubert’s Parrot, which is a novel about a retired English widower who becomes obsessed with Flaubert.
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Once I discovered Flaubert’s Parrot, of course I had to read it.
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Flaubert’s Parrot is a very odd duck. It’s mostly fiction, but also includes quite a bit of biographical information about Flaubert and a fair amount of literary criticism to boot. (The penultimate chapter takes the form of a faux college essay exam on the material presented in the previous chapters of the book.)
Whether the stuffed parrot really existed or is a fragment of Barnes’s imagination is something I’m not sure about.
Barnes’s most recent novel, Elizabeth Finch, is just as odd as Flaubert’s Parrot.
Its first third of the book is about the narrator’s obsession with the titular character, a spinster English professor who was a great influence on him. The next part is a biographical essay about Julian the Apostate, the last non-Christian Roman emperor, who ruled for less than two years before dying in the Battle of Samarra in 363.
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I haven’t read the final third of the book yet, but I hope Barnes explains what the hell all the Julian the Apostate stuff is about.
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Early in the book, a fellow student of the narrator’s named Linda asks him for advice. Specifically, Linda asks him if she should ask the professor for advice concerning her love life. The narrator finds Linda’s idea somewhat bizarre – Elizabeth Finch is a somewhat forbidding presence, and has never uttered a word about her own relationships or said anything else that would make a reasonable person conclude she would be open to dispensing advice about relationships to one of her students – but he doesn’t tell her so:
Linda came to seek my advice. . . . But I soon realized that Linda didn’t really want my input; or rather, she wanted my input as long as it coincided with what she’d already decided to do. Some people are like that; perhaps most. So, to make her feel better, I shifted my position and approved her intention.
I think most people are like that. I’m probably like that – are you like that?
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I first featured “Oh Well (Part 1)” in 2020. The lines from that song quoted above are the Madame Flaubert of rock lyrics – I can’t think of better ones.
Click here to listen to “Oh Well (Part 1).”
Click here to buy the song from Amazon.
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| Fairhaven High School |
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| Rupert Brooke |