Grateful Dead – "U. S. Blues" (1974)

Wave that flag

Wave it wide and high!

Samuel Johnson, the distinguished 18th-century English man of letters, famously said that “Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.”  

Of course, he was speaking of false patriotism – not true patriotism.  So we Americans shouldn’t be apologetic about being arguably the most patriotic country in the world.

Dr. Johnson (who was blind in one eye,
deaf in one ear, and suffered from
depression and Tourette’s syndrome)

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When YouGov – which is an international market research and data analytics firm headquartered in the UK – surveyed people from 18 countries to find out what percentage of each country’s citizens believed they lived in the best country in the world, the U.S. was the clear winner.

According to that survey, 41% of Americans said their country was the best.  (It would be interesting to know which countries the other 59% who got it wrong think are better than the U.S.)

The country that had the second-highest percentage of citizens who believed that their country was numero uno was India (36%), followed by Australia (34%), Thailand (25%), and Saudi Arabia (25%).

(I’m guessing that none of the people who picked those countries had ever been to the United States or they would have known better.)

Bringing up the rear in that survey were Germany and France.  Only 5% of Germans and 5% of the French said that their countries were the best in the world.  (Give the Germans and the French credit – they see things pretty clearly.)

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The U. S. didn’t do so well in another survey that sought to measure the relative patriotism of different countries.  That survey asked citizens of several dozen countries if they were willing to fight and possibly die for their country.

The United States finished in the bottom half of the rankings – only 44% of the Americans who were surveyed said they would fight for the good ol’ U. S. of A.  

Not surprisingly, most European countries had even fewer patriotic citizens – France, the UK, Germany, and the Netherlands scored only 29%, 27%, 18%, and 15%, respectively.  Canada (30%), Australia (29%), and especially Japan performed poorly as well – only 11% of the Japanese said they would fight for their country.  (I guess getting hit with the atomic bomb takes away a country’s appetite for going to war.)

The countries that had more citizens who were willing to fight for their country than the United States included Pakistan (89%), Vietnam (89%), Bangladesh (86%), India (75%), China (71%), and Mexico (56%).

You’ll never guess who was at the top of the rankings – a whopping 94% of the citizens of both Morocco and Fiji said they would fight and, if necessary, die for their countries.  

I’m not too worried about Morocco and Fiji.  But that China number worries me a little.

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Let’s review the bidding.

So 41% of Americans think their country is the best in the world.  

But only 44% of Americans are willing to fight to defend their country – which is well below average.

Those numbers illustrate a couple of important truths about Americans.  We have a pretty high opinion of ourselves – for good reason, of course – but we’re not always willing to put our money where our mouths are.  

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In other words, we’re kinda full of sh*t – sort of like the singer of the Grateful Dead’s “U.S. Blues,” one of the 13 songs I’ve chosen to include in the 2 OR 3 LINES QUINTESSENTIAL AMERICAN SONGBOOK.  

Robert Hunter and Jerry Garcia worked on the lyrics for “U.S. Blues” for the better part of a year.  The Dead performed an earlier version of the song titled “Wave That Flag” throughout 1973 before revising it and changing its name to “U.S. Blues” early the following year.

The zippy music of “U.S. Blues” is a perfect setting for its sardonic lyrics, which depict Uncle Sam as a shuckin’-and-jivin’ con man who’s happy to “drink your health, share your health, run your life, [and/or] steal your wife” – all the while waving the Stars and Stripes wide and high.

It “ain’t no luck” that he’s “learned to duck,” or that his “pulse don’t change . . .come shine or rain.”  (He’s got it, he was born with it, and he washes it twice a day!)        

  

Shake his hand and you’ll be shaking the hand that shook the hand of P. T. Barnum – the greatest of all American showmen, and the man who gets credit for coming up with “There’s a sucker born every minute” even though there’s no evidence that he ever spoke those words.

Click here to hear “U.S. Blues.”

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Bobby Fuller Four – "I Fought the Law" (1965)

I needed money ’cause I had none

I fought the law and the law won

“Law and order” is an oft-repeated political rallying cry in American political campaigns.  But if you believe the movies, Americans don’t always condemn those who break the law . . . at least as long as their crimes are directed at banks.

Consider two very big movies from the late sixties: Bonnie and Clyde and Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.  

Both of those movies  feature bank-robbing antiheroes who audiences cheer for despite the fact that they are lawbreakers.  

Both of those movies have something else in common – they both end with their titular characters dying in a hail of bullets.  (Bonnie and Clyde’s demise is much more explicitly violent, of course.  Butch and Sundance are massacred just as thoroughly but more tastefully – that’s consistent with the lighter tone of that film, which may be the best buddy pic ever.)  

In other words, while Bonnie and Clyde and Butch and Sundance all fought the law successfully for a while, the law eventually won.  

The same can be said about the protagonist of “I Fought the Law,” a young desperado who finds himself “breakin’ rocks in the hot sun” after committing armed robbery.

Who did he steal from?  The song doesn’t specify who the victims of his crimes were, but let’s assume that he followed in the footsteps of the Bonnie/Clyde and Butch/Sundance duos and robbed banks.

Can you name one movie about bank robbers where we cheer for the banks to win?

I didn’t think so.

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“I Fought the Law” was written by Sonny Curtis, who took the place of Buddy Holly in the Crickets after Holly’s death.

The Crickets’ recording of the song didn’t make much of an impression, but the Bobby Fuller Four’s 1965 cover of “I Fought the Law” was a top ten hit.

Like Buddy Holly, Fuller died when he was a very young man.  He was not quite 24 when he was found dead in his family’s Oldsmobile, which was parked outside of his Hollywood apartment.  The medical examiner ruled his death to have been accidental.  

But many believe Bobby Fuller was murdered.  (His body had been doused in gasoline, and some of the people who saw it said it looked like he had been beaten.)  One of his band members even suspected Charles Manson of having something to do with his death.

Click here to listen to “I Fought the Law.”  (Check out the gun-toting go-go-dancers in the video.)  While it didn’t make the CBS Sunday Morning “Essential American Songbook,” bank-robbing antiheroes, and young men who die too young, and note-perfect two- or three-minute-long pop records are all as American as apple pie.  That’s why the Bobby Fuller Four’s “I Fought the Law” was chosen to be included in the 2 OR 3 LINES QUINTESSENTIAL AMERICAN SONGBOOK.

Click here to buy that recording from Amazon.

(But wait – there’s more!)

Click here to listen to the Clash’s 1979 cover of “I Fought the Law.”  It’s really good – but this isn’t the 2 OR 3 LINES QUINTESSENTIAL BRITISH SONGBOOK, is it?

West Side Story (Motion Picture Soundtrack) – "America" (2021)

Skyscrapers bloom in America!

Cadillacs zoom in America!

Industry boom in America!

“Detroit City” tells the story of the many people from the rural South who moved to Detroit after World War II in hopes of achieving the American dream.  

“America” – one of the best songs from West Side Story, which has a number of great ones – is also about young people who have lofty expectations about life in the big city.  In the case of “America,” the city is New York instead of Detroit, and the young dreamers are Puerto Ricans rather than poor Southern whites – but the message of both songs is that the streets are definitely not paved with gold.

At least not for Appalachian trailer trash and Puerto Ricans (whose accents and skin color destine them to second-class treatment despite the fact that they are American citizens).

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West Side Story was originally going to be called East Side Story, and focus on a Romeo-and-Juliet-style relationship between a Jewish girl and a Catholic boy – one that was frowned upon by both set of parents. 

But the Jewish creative team behind the original concept decided that the Jewish-Catholic angle was a bit clichéd.  They chose instead to build the musical around an ethnic conflict, not a religious one.

In Romeo and Juliet, the young lovers belong to two wealthy and powerful families who have hated each other for generations.  Exactly why they hate each other isn’t really clear – the feud has been going on for so long that no one remembers why it started.

The Sharks and the Jets facing off in the
1961 movie version of West Side Story

In West Side Story, the young lovers are tied to rival New York City gangs.  Tony – who is Polish-American – is the head honcho of the Jets, a gang that consists of second- and third-generation working-class whites whose parents were mostly Irish and Italian (with some Eastern Europeans and even a Jew mixed in).  Maria is the sister of the leader of the Sharks, a rival Puerto Rican gang whose members are more recent New York City arrivals.

The Jets represent the traditional powers-that-be in their West Side neighborhood.  The Sharks are upstarts trying to establish a beachhead in their largely hostile new environment.

In Romeo and Juliet, Juliet’s cousin Tybalt kills Romeo’s best friend, Mercutio.  Romeo stabs Tybalt to avenge Mercutio’s death, and then commits suicide because he mistakenly thinks that Juliet is dead.

In West Side Story, Maria’s brother Bernardo kills Riff – Tony’s best friend.  Tony then stabs Bernardo in response, and is later shot in the back by Bernardo’s friend while he is running toward Maria – who he has been told is dead.

In other words, same sh*t, different day.  Or, in this case, same sh*t, different play.

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In 1964, sociologist Milton Gordon coined the term “ladder of assimilation” to describe the process of how an immigrant group integrates itself into the society of its new home.

Cultural assimilation – learning the language and customs of their new country – can take place relatively quickly.  But structural assimilation – that is, winning acceptance into mainstream social circles and achieving economic equality – usually takes much longer.

The worst enemy of the most recently-arrived group of immigrants is usually the second-newest group.  The old guard of any society rarely feels threatened by the newcomers.  But the previous wave of immigrants is probably still struggling to establish itself, and they aren’t likely to show much tolerance for those who have followed them to their new country.

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In the early 1800s, New York City’s political and economic power was mostly in the hands of an Anglo-Protestant elite.  

That began to change after millions of Irish immigrants came to the city to get away from the Great Famine of 1840.  Through the Tammany Hall political machine, Irish-Americans came to dominate local government – especially the police and fire departments.

Italian immigrants arriving at Ellis Island

Although the two groups had a common religion, the Irish did not welcome the massive wave of Italian immigrants who began to arrive in the 1880s.  A decade or so later saw a million Eastern European Jews came to New York City to get away from pogroms.  Eventually the Italians and Jews gained economic traction and won political influence, but it took some time.

In 1965, Congress passed the Hart-Celler Act, which abolished immigration quotas based on national origin.  That opened the door into New York City for almost two million immigrants from the Caribbean, the Indian subcontinent, central Africa, and other areas.  

Today, foreign-born residents account for roughly one-third of New York City’s population.  

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In the words of the newest addition to the 2 OR 3 LINES QUINTESSENTIAL AMERICAN SONGBOOK, skyscrapers bloom, industry booms, and Cadillacs zoom in America – assuming you’re white and have gotten rid of your accent.

Some immigrants will achieve the American dream in spades.  For others, America means twelve young men sharing an apartment and paying outrageously high interest rates on the money you need borrow to get started in a new place.   You’re “free to be anything you choose” as long as you’re happy choosing between low-paying jobs like waiting tables and shining shoes.   

The vast majority of Americans believe in the principle of equality of opportunity.  But opinions differ on whether the government should enforce equality of outcomes – i.e., “equity”:

The Hoover Institution’s David Davenport framed the debate this way:

Is pursuing equality of outcomes consistent with the American understanding of liberty as well as equality?  Is America ready to trade in being “the land of opportunity,” still sought after by millions of immigrants, in order to pursue only equality?  Should government be in the business of equalizing people’s economic or social status and could it even accomplish that if it sought to do so? 

He argues that equality of opportunity is to be preferred because it is consistent with the American tradition of individual liberty, and concludes that “[t]here are reasons to be optimistic about the future of equality of opportunity”: 

For one thing, the American people believe it describes the American dream – and describes it better than equality of outcome or other goals. For another, immigrants by the millions keep coming to America in search of opportunity; they see something here that perhaps long-settled Americans have lost.  

Click here to watch the cast of the 2021 movie version of West Side Story performing “America.”

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Pretenders – "My City Was Gone" (1982)

I went back to Ohio

But my city was gone

“My City Is Gone” is the third of three records chosen for the 2 OR 3 LINES QUINTESSENTIAL AMERICAN SONGBOOK that feature narrators who have left the towns where they grew up and gone out into the wider world in pursuit of the American dream.

In “Born to Run,” the singer gets his motor runnin’ and heads out on the highway that leads away from his hometown.  He doesn’t know where he’s going, but he’s sure he’ll find a place where he has a better shot at success than the place he’s leaving behind.

In “Detroit City,” the singer has learned the hard way that the grass isn’t always greener on the other side of the fence.  He decides to swallow his pride, admit that life in the big city sort of sucks, and return to the family and friends he left behind.

In “My City Was Gone,” the singer learns that while you can go home again, there’s no guarantee that the home you remember is still going to be there.

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The United States wasn’t the first country to implement large-scale urban renewal, but I think it’s fair to say that no country did it bigger than we did.

You can trace American urban renewal back to the “City Beautiful” movement of the 1890s.  But it didn’t really blow up until the Housing Act of 1949, which was a key part of President Harry Truman’s “Fair Deal.”  

The primary goal of that law was the eradication of big-city slums.  All too often, it was neighborhoods that were mostly populated by black or immigrant families that were defined as slums and bulldozed, which often resulted in large-scale displacement of those communities.

The so-called slums were sometimes redeveloped for commercial or industrial uses, forcing the former residents to go elsewhere to find affordable places to live.  

And when the old slum housing stock was replaced by public housing projects, bad design and poor maintenance sometimes resulted in those projects becoming very unpleasant places to live.  (Cabrini-Green in Chicago and Pruitt-Igoe in St. Louis are two notorious examples of public housing gone bad.) 

The Pruitt-Igoe housing project
in St. Louis (now demolished)

Urban renewers also set their sights on downtown shopping districts that had fallen on hard times because they couldn’t compete with suburban shopping malls .  Cities implemented all kinds of different strategies in hopes of revitalizing their downtowns, but there were many more failures than successes.

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Chrissie Hynde grew up in Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio – a suburb of Akron.  She moved to London when she was 21, and eventually achieved fame and fortune as the front woman of the Pretenders.

Hynde wrote “My City Was Gone” after returning to Akron to visit family several years after becoming an expatriate.  The song bemoans the fact that South Howard Street – Akron’s main downtown drag – was unrecognizable thanks to urban redevelopment.  “My city had been pulled down” and “reduced to parking spaces,” Hynde wrote.

Chrissie Hynde

And it wasn’t just downtown Akron that had changed.  The “pretty countryside” around Cuyahoga Falls “had been paved down the middle,” and many of the farms in the area “had been replaced by shopping malls.”

“Way to go, Ohio,” Hynde sings scornfully – and believe me, no one does scornful better than Chrissie Hynde.

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When it comes to tearing up downtowns and turning farms into shopping malls, nobody does it better than the United States.  Which is why I’m including “My City Was Gone” in the 2 OR 3 LINES QUINTESSENTIAL AMERICAN SONGBOOK. 

But Hynde’s greatest loss wasn’t South Howard Street or the pretty countryside around Cuyahoga Falls that had been “paved down the middle”:

I went back to Ohio

But my family was gone

I stood on the back porch

There was nobody home

I was stunned and amazed

My childhood memories

Slowly swirled past

Like the wind through the trees

Returning to your childhood home and finding that everything you remember has changed isn’t something that’s a quintessentially American experience – it’s a universally human experience.  

You can’t blame those changes on the Housing Act of 1949 or anything else that the government or the real estate developers did.  

Sooner or later, your parents die and the friends you grew up with move away.

All that remains of your childhood are the memories.

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Click here to hear “My City Was Gone.”

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