Suicidal Tendencies – "You Can't Bring Me Down" (1990)

I'd rather feel like sh*t

Than be full of sh*t

[NOTE: Today, 2 or 3 lines (and so much more) presents part three of what is shaping up to be an interminable interview of 2 or 3 lines (the blogger, not the blog) by 2 or 3 lines (ditto).  Click here to read part two of that interview.]

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2 or 3 lines:  One of the very first 2 or 3 lines posts featured the Eurythmics song, “Would I Lie to You?”  Here’s a quote from that post: “Everyone lies.  Men lie.  Women lie.  I don’t think dogs lie, but cats certainly do.”  Do you still believe that?

2 or 3 lines:  Absolutely.  Especially the part about dogs and cats.

Q:  You embedded a video of a live performance of that song in that post, and said that you did so because it included a really good saxophone solo.  [NOTE: you can click here to view that video.]  Was that a lie?

Annie Lennox of the Eurythmics

A:  That statement was an obvious lie, which means it wasn’t a lie at all – it was hyperbole, or maybe irony, but it wasn't really a lie. 

Q:  You were a lawyer who spent a good deal of your career thinking about the difference between truthfulness and deception.  As you know, literally truthful statements can still be deceptive.  Silence can be deceptive as well.  You said earlier in this interview that what you’ve written in 2 or 3 lines is honest, even though much of it may not be literally true.

A:  There’s a Will Ferrell movie about a pair of male figure skaters called Blades of Glory – do you remember it?  Ferrell quotes the Black Eyed Peas song that includes the phrase "lady lumps,” and one of the characters says he doesn’t know what “lady lumps” means.  Ferrell responds, “No one knows what it means, but it's provocative . . . it gets the people going!”  Sometimes I just have to say something provocative – something that gets my readers going!  

Q:  I’m pretty sure I know what “lady lumps” means.

A:  Me, too.

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Q:  Are you saying that you exaggerate at times for effect?

A:  Correct.  But what I say is essentially true – at least from my point of view.  It may not be true for you, of course – like beauty, truth is in the eye of the beholder.  But it’s what I don’t say that creates the real truthfulness issue.

Q:  What do you mean?

A:  To the extent that 2 or 3 lines is dishonest, it’s because of what I don’t say.  Every time I type something that’s true, and then delete it because I’m worried about how one or more of my readers will react to it, I’m being dishonest.  As time goes on, I seem to be censoring myself more and more.

Q:  What motivates this self-censorship?

A:  I will tone down what I write or even avoid a topic altogether because I’m afraid I’m going to offend someone.  I’m not talking about my readers generally – I don’t really care whether some stranger halfway around the world is pissed off by something I write.  I’m talking about readers I know personally.  There have been cases where something I’ve written has affected my relationship with someone, which can make you a little gunshy – I find myself picking a more neutral topic or at least watering down what I say.  But there’s a bigger problem than that.

Q:  Which is . . . ?

A:  I’ve written posts that I hope will favorably impress one or more people – make them like me or think more highly of me.  I can’t claim that everything in those posts is really honest.    

Q:  This sounds like this is a significant concern for you.

A:  It is.  Maybe it would be better if no one knew who wrote 2 or 3 lines.  If I was writing anonymously, I could be much more honest.  

Q:  It’s never too late to start a new blog and keep your identity a secret.

A:  I’ll never do that.  I’m much too needy – I want attention and I want praise from my readers.  

Q:  Do you readers give you that?

A:  Sometimes, although not enough of it. 

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Q:  What about criticism?  Do you get many negative comments from your readers?

A:  Some people take what I say way too seriously.  When I’m critical of a song or performer that a reader is a fan of, it’s like I’ve attacked that reader personally.  Come on, man – just because you don’t like what I say, do you have to take it as a personal affront?

Q:  Give me an example.

A:  A few years ago, I wrote about “Yellow Submarine,” by the Beatles.  I said it was a bad song.  Sorry, boys and girls, but it IS a bad song.  

Q:  And some of your readers took umbrage at that.

A:  You would have thought that I had written that their children were ugly.  I was accused by one person of spreading “disinformation.”  

Q:  I’m looking at an online dictionary, which says that “disinformation” is “intentionally false or inaccurate information that is spread deliberately.”  

A:  Which is obviously a 100% unfair characterization of my “Yellow Submarine” post.  I didn’t make up facts, or quote people out of context – I just said that it was a terrible song.  I think it was clear that what I stated was just my opinion.  It's fine if you have a different opinion and think that my opinion is stupid.  Although you’d be wrong, of course.

Q:  My mother used to say, “Opinions are like elbows – everyone has a couple, and mine are no prettier than yours.”

A:  I heard a slightly different version of that saying – but about a different body part.

Q:  Yes?

A:  Never mind.  Let me give you one other example of how ugly things can get with.  A few years ago, I wrote a post that was probably too snarky by half – not the first time I’ve done that, of course – and a couple of my readers took offense.  So I went back and toned it down – took out the gratuitous snarkiness — but those readers still weren’t happy.  One of them who should have known better questioned the authenticity of a quote from a well-known figure that I used. 

Q:  Not everything you read on the internet is true.

A:  Take my word for it – this quote came from an interview of this guy by a well-known national publication, and there was no reason to think that his quote wasn’t accurate, or that he had subsequently changed his opinion.  Let’s face it – the reader had been blindsided to learn that this iconic figure, who was a hero of hers, had criticized something that she thought was great.  She couldn’t handle the truth, so she simply denied it. 

Q:  I’ve noticed that 2 or 3 lines hasn’t touched on politics for quite some time.

A:  I’ve been avoiding writing about politics because PEOPLE HAVE LOST THEIR MINDS when it comes to politics these days.  People with different opinions on political questions used to be able to debate the merits of their respective viewpoints without going ballistic and calling names and accusing one another of bad faith – which isn’t the case any more.  So 2 or 3 lines won’t be touching the 2020 election with a ten-foot pole.  

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2 or 3 lines:  Today’s featured song, “You Can’t Bring Me Down,” was released in 1990 on Lights . . . Camera . . . Revolution! – which was Suicidal Tendencies’ fifth studio album.  I’m sure it was no accident that you chose to feature it today. 

2 or 3 lines:  You got that right.  It’s not my favorite song ever, but it’s got the right attitude – and having the right attitude is very important.    

Q:  The lyrics you quoted at the beginning of this post are reminiscent of the favorite catchphrase of 2 or 3 lines – “He (or she) is so full of sh*t that his eyes are brown.” I’d be a rich man if I had a dollar for every time you described someone using those words.

A:  And every time I’ve described someone that way, I was 100% correct. 

Q:  What color are your eyes?

A:  Not brown.  Not even a little bit.

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