Showing posts with label Madonna. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Madonna. Show all posts

Friday, December 13, 2013

Eagles of Death Metal -- "Don't Speak (I Came to Make a BANG!)" (2006)


I'm too smooth
You never see me coming 
I'm never in a hurry
I'm just movin' fast 

Those words could have been written about 2 or 3 lines, boys and girls – am I right, or am I right?

Today's featured song was the soundtrack for a fabulous Nike TV commercial.  2 or 3 lines has featured a couple of other fabulous Nike TV spots in the past – click here to read about one of them one – and there are many, many more I plan to feature in the future.  (Many of the best music videos ever made are Nike commercials.)

This particular fabulous Nike TV commercial was directed by Guy Ritchie, who also directed Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels and Snatch and the Robert Downey, Jr., Sherlock Holmes movies, and who is directing a "Man From U.N.C.L.E." movie scheduled to be released in 2014.  (The actors who were considered for the Napoleon Solo role in that movie included George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio, Ryan Gosling, Ewan McGregor, Matt Damon, Christian Bale, Michael Fassbender, Bradley Cooper, Jon Hamm, and Tom Cruise.  But the final choice was . . . Henry Cavill?)

Guy Ritchie with Madonna
But Ritchie's most remarkable accomplishment was marrying Madonna in 2000, divorcing her in 2008, and walking away with a divorce settlement in excess of 50 million pounds!!!

Madonna was a believer in Kabbalah (an esoteric and mystical offshoot of Judaism) during those years, and Ritchie also followed Kabbalah during the years they were married.  One Kabbalah spiritual leader later said that Ritchie has been circumcised in adherence to Kabbalah tradition – or, as the Daily Mail put it in 2011, he "agreed to say sayonara to his foreskin" to please Madonna.

Would I do that for 50 million pounds?  In a New York minute -- you would have to be a "F*cking Moron" to turn down that deal.  (NOTE: "F*cking Moron" is a trademark of A Brie Grows in Brooklyn, which is "The Official Young, Smart, and Hip Blogger of 2 or 3 Lines.")

I'd give up a lot more than a foreskin for 50 million pounds if you catch my drift.  (I'm 61 years old, and while I like to say that "61 is the new 16," I already have four children – and I don't a see new young wife with childbearing hips anywhere on my horizon.)

SI-2K MINI
Ritchie's Nike spot (which is titled "Take It To The Next Level") tells the story of a young Dutch soccer player who is signed by the English Premier League football club, Arsenal, and who eventually ends up playing for his national team in the World Cup.  It features a number of world-class footballers, including Cristiano Ronaldo and Wayne Rooney.

The most remarkable thing about the video is that it was shot from the point of view of the young soccer player – you see everything as if through his eyes.  This was accomplished with the help of a Silicon Imaging SI-2K MINI (which combines a digital videocamera with recording software and a 160GB hard drive) mounted to the head of the player.  Click here to read more.


Eagles of Death Metal was formed in 1998 by Josh Homme (who also founded Queens of the Stone Age) and Jesse Hughes.  The story behind the band's name may be the best band-name story ever:

Despite their band name, Eagles of Death Metal is not a death metal band. Hughes stated that a friend was introducing Josh Homme to the death metal genre. When he played a song by the Polish band Vader and made a claim that the song was within the death metal genre, Homme then referred to Vader as "The Eagles of Death Metal."  After hearing this phrase, he wondered what a cross between the Eagles and a death metal band would sound like.  In a 2003 interview Homme described the sound of the band as a combination of "bluegrass slide guitar mixed with stripper drum beats and Canned Heat vocals." 

None of that makes a lick of sense, does it?  

Here's the director's cut of Ritchie's Nike spot:



Here's "Don't Speak (I Came to Make a BANG!)", from the band's 2006 album, Death by Sexy:



Click below to buy the song from Amazon:

Saturday, October 6, 2012

Beatles -- "Taxman"


Don't ask me what I want it for
If you don't want to pay some more
'Cause I'm the taxman

Only a month until election day!  (I see you shivering with antici . . . pation!)

The issues the voters seem most concerned about come down to $$$ -- the federal budget deficit, the cost of health care, unemployment, mortgages foreclosures and the real estate market, and . . . last but certainly not least . . . taxes.  

Are taxes too high on you and your middle-class pals?  Are they too low on those rich bastards?  (I have no idea what your income level is, but pretty much everyone I know sees themselves as middle-class, not rich.)


You might think that a Beatles song is an odd choice for a post about taxes and the 2012 election.  After all, weren't the Beatles all about peace and love?  They cared not a whit about money -- or about fancy cars or expensive houses or other material things.  As multimillionaire socialist and tax exile John Lennon famously sang:

Imagine no possessions
I wonder if you can
No need for greed and hunger
A brotherhood of man

George Harrison set the bar higher than even Lennon.  Every song that he wrote was purer of heart and more spiritual than the one before, especially "Living in the Material World," the title track from his 1973 solo album:

Met my friends all in the material world
John and Paul here in the material world
Though we started out quite poor
We got "Ritchie" on a tour
Got caught up in the material world

(The "Ritchie" reference is for Richard Starkey -- a/k/a/ Ringo Starr.  Is Harrison saying that the Beatles would never have become superstars but for the decision to replace original drummer Pete Best with Ringo?)

Of course, Madonna has a very different view of the material world:  

'Cause the boy with the cold hard cash
Is always Mister Right
'Cause we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl

Speaking of Madonna, she brought her "MDNA Tour" to the Verizon Center in Washington, DC recently.

Madonna had some interesting new outfits made for the tour:


She didn't take the stage until 10:30 pm -- a mere 2 1/2 hours after the posted showtime -- so the show didn't end until 12:30 am.  I'm sure everyone's favorite diva was well worth waiting for, if the Washington Post's description of just one number from the show is accurate:

During her rendering of “Gang Bang,” the stage became a seedy motel room in which [Madonna] chugged whiskey and used more firearms to gun down two generic bad guys. She mounted their carcasses for a theatrical but confusing pelvic thrust routine, yelling “Die b----!” a whole lot, though it wasn’t clear whether all the lyrics were being sung live. Meanwhile, the video screens showed enough splattered blood to make Quentin Tarantino nauseated.
Madonna plays with guns
But Madonna's tardy entrance put a major fly into the ointment.  You see, the Washington Metro subway system shuts down around midnight on weeknights, which meant that thousands of concertgoers were going to end up stranded in downtown DC.  The arena's management quickly made arrangements with Metro to stay open late -- at a cost of $29,500 per hour.  (I hope the Verizon Center deducted that from her paycheck, but somehow I doubt they did.  Wouldn't want to get on Madge's bad side!)

Where were we?  Oh, yes . . . back to George Harrison.

Once upon a time, Mr. Concert-for-Bangladesh had a very different attitude when it came to material things -- including income taxes.  The lyrics to Harrison's 1966 song, "Taxman," makes Arthur Laffer look a little soft on cutting taxes.

According to "Taxman," the top income tax rate in the UK was 95% -- "There's one for you, nineteen for me" ("me" being the taxman).  Harrison may have shaded the exact number up or down a little bit for the sake of the song, but he wasn't off by much.

I've been unable to ascertain exactly what the top marginal income tax bracket in the UK was in 1966, but it appears that 95% is pretty close.  The highest bracket reached 99.25% during World War II.  It was cut to around 90% during the fifties and sixties, then cut to 75% in 1971 (although there was a 15% surcharge on investment income, which took the top rate back to 90%).  In 1974, the top rate on earned income was at 83% -- with the 15% surcharge, that meant investment income was taxed as much as 98%.  

Believe it or not, it was even worse than that at times.  In 1967-68, the effective rate of taxation for those with more than 8000 pounds in investment income was 136.25%.  

I only took one semester of calculus, so I don't understand how such a thing is possible.  But those numbers come from the official website of Her Majesty's Revenue & Customs department.  Click here to see for yourself, all you doubting Thomases.  

If you were a big British rock star and the government was taking 95% (much less 136.25%) of your income, what would you do about it?  You'd get the hell out of the UK, that's what you'd do.  

The list of British tax exiles is a veritable "who's who" of rock superstars.  The Rolling Stones went to France.  (That's where they recorded Exile on Main Street.)  They've made 242 million pounds over the past 20 years or so, but have paid only 1.6% of that in taxes.  Nice!

Keith Richards in France, 1971
Phil Collins and David Bowie established residence in Switzerland to avoid UK taxes, while Ringo Starr headed to Monaco.  Rod Stewart moved to Los Angeles, John Lennon and Freddie Mercury to New York City.  Other tax exiles included the Who and Led Zeppelin.  

The Beatles broke up over money troubles as much as anything else.  The group formed Apple Corps as part of a tax-avoidance strategy -- but due to mismanagement (or nonmanagement), Apple gushed red ink.  Paul McCartney was overruled by the other Beatles when it came to hiring a new manager to clean up the company -- Paul wanted to hire his father-in-law -- and things went downhill quickly after that. 

There are still tax exiles today.  "Saint" Bono's heart bleeds over global poverty -- but not as much as it bleeds over paying taxes.  U2 Ltd. moved to the Netherlands from Ireland in 2006.  Previous to that, Ireland did not tax artist royalties.  (Talk about your great special-interest tax loophole.)

A cartoon protesting U2's tax dodge
All in all, an estimated six million high-income Brits live abroad.  To avoid being taxed as British residents, they must spend less than 1/4 of the year (or 91 days at most) in the UK.  Mick Jagger has managed to do that for the last 25 years.  

The new UK government inherited a very large budget deficit.  In April, the top marginal tax rate went back up to 50% for individuals earning more than $235,000.  I wonder how many more high-income Brits will move to Hong Kong or Switzerland or Dubai or Singapore (all very civilized places) if rates stay there or go even higher.

That would never happen in the United States?  After all, we have such a great country that no rich American would ever consider becoming a tax exile just to save a few million bucks a year.   Right?

By the way, the top 1% of American taxpayers (that's 1.4 million people) now pay more total dollars in federal income taxes than the bottom 95% (that's 134 million people).  Compared to other OECD countries, the U.S. relies more heavily on the top 10% of its taxpayers, while lower-income Americans have a lower income tax burden than lower-income people elsewhere.


One of the most famous fables credited to Aesop, a slave and storyteller who lived in ancient Greece in the sixth century B.C., is "The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs."  In that tale, a poor farmer and his wife had a goose that laid a golden egg every day.  In one version of the story, the farmer demands that the goose start laying two eggs a day instead of one.  When the goose says no can do, the farmer loses his temper and kills it.


While UK tax rates may have been the coup de grace for the Beatles, there was another way out for the Fab Four.  Too bad the Beatles didn't follow the example of the Rolling Stones.  They could have all moved to France and kept putting out albums for another few decades.  The golden goose that was the Stones didn't wait for the farmer to bleed it to death -- Mick, Keith and the gang simply skedaddled to a farm with a less demanding farmer and lived happily ever after.

Aesop got it over 2500 years ago.  Some governments get it today.  But some don't.

Here's "Taxman," the first track from Revolver, which is arguably the Beatles' best album ever:



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Sunday, February 5, 2012

Madonna (featuring Nicki Minaj and M.I.A.) -- "Give Me All Your Luvin'" (2012)


Don't play the stupid game
Cause I'm a different kind of girl

Madonna is a different kind of girl.  Will her performance today be a different kind of Super Bowl halftime show?

(Random Madonna facts:  Madonna went to the University of Michigan on a dance scholarship, and worked at a Dunkin' Donuts after she dropped out of college and moved to New York City in search of fame and fortune.)

This video of this first single from Madonna's forthcoming album, M.D.N.A., was posted to YouTube on February 2 and had attracted over five million views by noon today.  The video features M.I.A. and Nicki Minaj, who will join Madonna in Indianapolis today.  

No doubt this song will be prominently featured in the halftime show.  It may be the first song she performs, or it may be the last.  But I'm betting you won't see anything in her live Super Bowl show that resembles the shot at 1:46 of the video.  (If I'm wrong, everyone's going to forget Janet Jackson's wardrobe malfunction.)

"Give Me All Your Luvin'" is a good pop song.  Madonna's 53 -- she released her first record almost 30 years ago -- but she hasn't lost her touch.

Here's the video:





Madonna -- "Hung Up" (2005)

Ring, ring, ring
Goes the telephone
The lights are on 
But there's no one home
Tick, tick, tock
It's a quarter to two
And I'm done
I'm hangin' up on you

I'd like to meet the man who blows off Madonna so casually.  I could learn a lot from that man.  LIKE HOW TO BE EVEN LESS SUCCESSFUL IN MY RELATIONSHIPS WITH WOMEN!

Madonna may perform this song during her Super Bowl XLVI halftime performance, or she may not.  In case you haven't noticed, "Madge" (they used to call her that when she lived across the pond) has a mind of her own.

[NEWS FLASH! M.I.A. and Nicki Minaj will join Madonna onstage at the big game!]

Madonna has released roughly 75 singles since 1982, almost half of which made it into the top ten.  Twelve of Madonna's singles have reached #1 on the Billboard "Hot 100," while an unbelievable 39 have reached #1 on the Billboard "Hot Dance Club Songs" chart.  So she had an embarrassment of riches to work with when she put together her halftime-show playlist.

"Hung Up" (from her 10th studio album, Confessions on a Dance Floor, which was released in 2005) only made it to #7 on the US "Hot 100," but was a #1 hit in Australia, Austria, Canada, France, Germany, Italy, Switzerland, and the UK.

From the "Hung Up" music video
My favorite Madonna song of all time is "Beautiful Stranger," from the Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me soundtrack.  (As Saint Francis de Sales observed, "Flowers often grow more beautifully on dung-hills than in gardens.")  

I've already written about "Beautiful Stranger," but I could have easily cut and pasted that post here and saved myself some work -- most of you wouldn't have known that I had cheated because YOU DON'T PAY ATTENTION!

But I would never do that.  If you had to list the core values of 2 or 3 lines, "honesty" would be #1 on that list.    

(Actually, "click on my ads" might be #1 on that list.  But "honesty" would be no lower than #2.)

I decided to feature "Hung Up" mainly because of the song's music video.  There is some good dancing in that video, boys and girls.  But the most compelling thing about this video are the shots of the 47-year-old Madonna stretching.

Here's "Hung Up":


Here's a very funny (and very crude) parody of the "Hung Up" video:



Click here if you'd like to order the song from Amazon: