Republica – "Ready to Go" (1996)

I’m standing on the rooftops shouting out

“Baby, I’m ready to go!”

2 or 3 lines has been getting a lot of reader e-mails asking about how my trivia team has been doing lately.

I don’t believe in humblebragging – simple old-fashioned bragging is more my style.  So I’ll respond to those reader e-mails by saying my trivia team has been killing it recently! 

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In a typical week, over a thousand teams show up for the Pourhouse Trivia competitions in the Washington, DC area.  Of those thousand-plus teams, about 200 – including my Einsteins – qualified for the playoffs.

Some 52 of those teams qualified for the Pourhouse playoff finals, and you’d best believe the Einsteins were among them.  We know that we have no real chance at winning the Pourhouse championship because many of the teams in that competition are made up of trivia obsessives who spend most of their waking hours in front of a computer studying lists of trivia factoids or playing in online trivia contests.  By contrast, the members of the Einsteins actually have lives.  (At least, most of them do.)  

So 0ur goal is to finish in the top ten – which would mean we were in the top 1% of all Pourhouse teams.  We fell a bit short this year, but 18th place is nothing to sneeze at.  We may not have made the top 1%, but we ranked in the top 2% – which isn’t too shabby.

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The final category in this year’s trivia finals was “Celebrity Beefs.”  

I’m an expert in beefs involving rappers – go ahead, ask me about the Drake-Kendrick Lamar beef, or the rivalry between Jay-Z and Nas, or the “Bridge Wars,” and I’ll quote you chapter and verse – so I was hoping the final question would be something along the lines of “Name the East Coast-West Coast rappers whose beef culminated in both being shot to death?” (the Notorious B.I.G. and Tupac Shakur) or “What female rapper threw her shoe at a rival at a 2018 New York Fashion Week party, and who was her target?” (Cardi B and Nicki Minaj).   

But the final question wasn’t about rappers:

Going viral in 2019, name either of the two social media influencers whose beef culminated in one posting the YouTube video “Bye, Sister.” 

I was clueless.  But fortunately of the Einsteins, one of our team’s members is a young woman who spends an inordinate amount of time viewing beauty-related videos on Tik-Tok, Instagram, and YouTube.  So she knew that “Bye, Sister” was a 43-minute YouTube video posted by beauty influencer Tati Westbrook that ripped fellow influencer James Charles a new one.

James Charles and Tati Westbrook

Here’s an AI overview of the Westbrook-Charles beef:

The Conflict: Tati Westbrook, who was a mentor figure to Charles, felt betrayed after he promoted a competitor vitamin brand (Sugar Bear Hair) instead of her own company, Halo Beauty.

The Accusations: In the video, Westbrook detailed feeling “blindsided” and accused Charles of using his fame to “coerce straight men into sex.”

The Fallout: Charles lost a record number of subscribers, while Westbrook's channel saw rapid growth.

Charles' Response: James Charles posted an apology video titled “tati,” followed by a 41-minute video named “No More Lies,” where he addressed the allegations, denied the accusations of grooming, and provided evidence to clear his name.

Long-Term Impact: The event . . . is considered a landmark moment in YouTube drama history, prompting debates on influencer responsibility. 

There were a lot of points riding on that question, so thank goodness we got it right – we would have fallen from 18th to 26th place if we had missed it.

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In the next 2 or 3 lines, I’ll reveal the details of the non-celebrity beef between me and the trivia company over the wording of one of the playoff questions.

In the meantime, enjoy today’s featured song, which was released in 1996 on Republica’s eponymous debut album.

Click here to listen to “Ready to Go.”  It’s bangin’!

Click here to buy “Ready to Go” from Amazon.

Canned Heat – "Let's Work Together" (1970)

Together we’ll stand, divided we’ll fall

Come on now, people, let’s get on the ball

And work together

There’s been a lot of hand-wringing in recent years about the demise of bipartisanship in Congress.  

They say that neither Democrats or Republicans are willing to cross the aisle and work with members of the other party. 

But to paraphrase Mark Twain, it appears that reports of the death of bipartisanship are greatly exaggerated. 

Earlier this month, Rep. Nancy Mace (R-SC) introduced House Resolution 1100, which would have directed the House Committee on Ethics to disclose publicly all investigative materials concerning alleged sexual harassment, unwelcome sexual advances, or sexual assaults by members of Congress.

Rep. Nancy Mace

When the roll was called on Mace’s proposal, 182 Democrats joined with 175 Republicans to vote it down – proving beyond the shadow of a doubt that bipartisanship is alive and kicking in the House of Representatives.

It did my heart good to see the overwhelming majority of congressional Democrats and Republicans joining hands to make sure that the Ethics Committee’s reports concerning sexual misconduct by House members were kept hidden from the prying eyes of the American public.  

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The ranking Republican and Democratic members of that committee issued a joint statement explaining their opposition to the Mace resolution.

“Victims may be retraumatized by public disclosures of interim work product, excerpts of interview transcripts, and certain exhibits,” the two Ethics Committee leaders said.  “And witnesses, who often only speak to the Committee confidentially or on condition of future anonymity, could fear retaliation if their cooperation is made public.”

Given that the Mace proposal clearly states that documents relating to sexual misconduct should be released only after all personally identifiable information relating to victims and witnesses was redacted, that objection doesn’t seem to hold water.

But let’s not nitpick here.  Instead, let’s celebrate that a Democrat and Republican are making a bogus argument together.  That’s what I call bipartisanship!

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Click here to listen to “Let’s Work Together,” which was released on Canned Heat’s Future Blues album in August 1970 – just a month before the death of the group’s frontman, Alan “Blind Owl” Wilson.  (Like his contemporaries Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, and Jim Morrison, Wilson was 27 when he died.)

Click here to buy “Let’s Work Together” from Amazon.

Texas Tornados – "(Hey Baby) Que Paso" (1990)

Hey baby, que paso?

Thought I was your only vato

The late Doug Sahm – one of my very favorite musicians – was a musical prodigy who debuted on a San Antonio radio station when he was just six years old.  He appeared on stage with Hank Williams when he was only 12, and shortly thereafter was offered a gig with the Grand Ole Opry.  (His mother wouldn’t let him accept the Opry’s offer, which would have meant a move to Nashville – she insisted that he finish junior high school first.)

Sahm released several singles that became local hits in the late fifties and early sixties.  In 1964, when he was 22 years old, he asked record producer Huey “The Crazy Cajun” Meaux to give him a recording contract.  Meaux said no at first, but later made Sahm the frontman of a faux British Invasion-type band in hopes of capitalizing on the popularity of the Beatles.

Sahm was the face and the voice of the Sir Douglas Quintet, but what gave the band its distinctive sound was the Vox Continental organ of Sahm’s childhood pal, Augie Meyers.

In 2002, Meyers told an interviewer how the Sir Douglas Quintet came to be:

I had my band and he had his band until we were in our twenties . . . . I opened a show for the Dave Clark Five, and Doug’s band came on afterward.  Huey Meaux was there, trying to see what all the commotion was about with those English bands.  Huey said, “Man, you got long hair, and Doug, you got long hair – you all got to put a band together.  Let’s get an English name and go with it.”  So that’s what we did, but it was really hard to pull off because we had three Mexican guys in the band.

The band’s first single flopped, but they hit it big with “She’s About a Mover,” a record that shows off Augie Meyers’s mastery of the Vox Continental.

A few years later, the group had another hit with “Mendocino” – once again, it was Meyers’s organ playing that made that record truly special.

I found the Sir Douglas Quintet’s Mendocino album a couple of years after its 1969 release in the cutout bin at Grandpa’s, a very low-budget discount store in Joplin, Missouri.  As I recall, the cutout LPs there were priced at three for a dollar.  The other two albums I bought that day were the Status Quo’s Pictures of Matchstick Men and the eponymous Dr. K’s Blues Band album.  

(How do I remember stuff like this 50-odd years later?  God only knows.)

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I saw Doug Sahm perform live in Houston  – where I went to college – a year or two after buying the Mendocino  album.  He was absolutely fabulous.

I later picked up Doug Sahm and Band, Texas Tornado, and Groover’s Paradise – the first three albums Sahm released after the Sir Douglas Quintet broke up.  Augie Meyers was a big part of the first two of those LPs.

In 1989, Sahm and Meyers joined up with Tex-Mex music legends Freddy Fender and Flaco Jimenez to form the Grammy-winning Texas Tornados.

The decades of collaboration between the two childhood friends came to an end in 1999, when Sahm died of a heart attack.  He was 58 years old.

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In addition to his work with Sahm, Augie Meyers released over a dozen solo albums.  He also recorded with many other musicians – Willie Nelson, Tom Jones, Tom Waits, and Bob Dylan, among others. 

Dylan had this to say about Meyers, who played on two of his albums:

Augie’s my man, he’s like an intellectual who goes fishing using bookworms.  Seriously though he’s the shining example of a musician, Vox player or otherwise, who can break the code.  His playing speaks volumes, speaks in tongue actually.  He can bring a song, certainly any one of mine, into the real world.  I’ve loved his playing going all the way back to the Sir Doug days. . . . [H]e’s the master of syncopation and timing and this is something that cannot be taught.  If you need someone to get you through the shipping lanes and there’s no detour, Augie will get you right straight through. Augie’s your man.

Click here to listen to “Love Sick,” the first track on Dylan’s acclaimed 1997 album, Time Out of Mind, which won Album of the Year and two other Grammies.  Meyers played not only his signature Vox organ on the album but also a Hammond B3 and the accordion.

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When Doug Sahm died, the Austin Chronicle newspaper said, “If Texas had such a designation, Douglas Wayne Sahm would be the State Musician of Texas.”

I agree with that one thousand percent.  Texas music is an unique agglomeration of blues, country, rock, Tejano (or “Tex-Mex”), and a few other musical categories – and Sahm was a master of each and every one of those genres. 

Augie Meyers was just as versatile as Doug Sahm.  While he mostly remained in the background when he performed with Sahm, Meyers was crucial to the success of the Sir Douglas Quintet, the Texas Tornados, and their other collaborations.

Augie Meyers in 2019

Tex-Mex new wave musician Joe “King” Carrasco had this to say about Sahm shortly after his death:

Nobody that had ever come from Texas covered the whole cross-section of what Texas was about except Doug.  The biggest funeral they ever had in San Antonio was Doug’s, and the next one will be when Augie goes.  That’s a whole chapter of what’s the best of Texas.  Once these guys are gone, that’s it.

Sadly, that day has arrived.  Augie Meyers died in his sleep on March 7, 2026.  He was 85.  

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Click here to watch the Sir Douglas Quintet lip-synching to “She’s About a Mover” on NBC’s Hullabaloo.

Click here to watch the group lip-synching to “Mendocino” on Playboy After Dark.  (Yes, that’s Barbi Benton – best Playmate ever! – dancing with Hugh Hefner.)

Click here to watch the Texas Tornados performing “(Hey Baby) Que Paso,” a song co-written by Meyers that was released on the band’s 1990 eponymous debut album.  That’s Augie Meyer singing and playing the accordion, while Doug Sahm takes Meyers’s place behind the Vox Continental organ.

Click here to buy “(Hey Baby) Que Paso” – which has been called the “National Anthem of San Antonio” – from Amazon.

William Shatner (ft. Joe Jackson) – "Common People" (2004)

I want to sleep with common people

I want to sleep with common people like you

Not everything you read on the Internet is true.

According to the Internet, Mark Twain once said, “Politicians are like diapers – they should be changed frequently, and for the same reasons.”

But Mark Twain did not say that.  

The Internet also says that 94-year-old William Shatner – who famously portrayed Captain James T. Kirk on the original Star Trek television series – is planning to release a heavy metal album titled A Gathering of Forces later this year.

That can’t be right – right?

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Wrong!  It is right!

Shatner says his new album will feature over 30 recording artists.  He hasn’t identified any of his collaborators yet, but the musicians he has recorded with in the past include Peter Frampton, Brian May (Queen), Henry Rollins (formerly of Black Flag), Ritchie Blackmore (Deep Purple), Zakk Wylde (who was the late Ozzy Osbourne’s lead guitarist), and Chris Poland (formerly of Megadeath) – so I’m guessing there will be some big names helping out Shatner on his newest project.

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In the previous 2 or 3 lines, I told you about The Transformed Man, Shatner’s 1968 debut album.   

Shatner waited 36 years to release a follow-up to The Transformed Man.  (That’s a long time, although perhaps not long enough.)  His second album – which was titled Has Been – contained a number of original songs co-written by Shatner and Ben Folds (best known as the frontman of the Ben Folds Five), who produced the album.

The initial track of Has Been is a cover of Pulp’s Britpop hit, “Common People,” which was featured in the penultimate 2 or 3 lines.  

Shatner is joined on “Common People” by Joe Jackson, one of very best singer-songwriters of his generation.  I’m not sure why Jackson chose to sing with Shatner on that recording, but he kills it.

One reviewer had this to say about Shatner’s “Common People,” which she called “one of the strangest and somehow best musical covers I have ever heard”:

Shatner’s distinctive spoken-word style has found its perfect outlet in this song.  No one speaks like Shatner does.  His idiosyncratic style contains an overabundance of dramatic pauses and his gravelly tones overflow with emotion; there’s little subtlety there and he gets his message across like a sledgehammer.  But the lyrics of “Common People” are infused with emotion, most notably disdain, and the wealth of emotion in Shatner’s is a perfect fit.

(What kind of dressing would you like with that word salad?)

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Click here to listen to Shatner’s cover of “Common People.”

Click here to buy that recording from Amazon.

Click here to watch Shatner et al. performing “Common People” on The Tonight Show.