Tuesday, June 27, 2023

Rage Against the Machine – "Killing in the Name" (1992)


F*ck you, I won’t do what you tell me!

F*ck you, I won’t do what you tell me!

F*ck you, I won’t do what you tell me!

F*ck you, I won’t do what you tell me!

F*ck you, I won’t do what you tell me!

F*ck you, I won’t do what you tell me!

F*ck you, I won’t do what you tell me!

F*ck you, I won’t do what you tell me!

F*ck you, I won’t do what you tell me!

F*ck you, I won’t do what you tell me!

F*ck you, I won’t do what you tell me!

F*ck you, I won’t do what you tell me!



I thought I had made that perfectly clear a long time ago.  But it seems that some of you didn’t take me seriously.


Believe it, boys and girls – I’m as serious as a heart attack.  I may not scream “F*CK YOU, I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME” at you a dozen times like Zack de la Rocha does on today's featured record, but that doesn't mean that I'm not thinking it.



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“Killing in the Name” was inspired by the infamous Rodney King beating, which took place in 1992.


The song was released later that year on Rage Against the Machine’s eponymous debut album.  The cover of that album featured the famous Pulitzer Prize-winning photograph of a Vietnamese Buddhist monk’s self-immolation in Saigon in 1963.  (The monk was protesting the alleged persecution of his fellow Buddhists by the South Vietnamese government.)


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Friday, June 23, 2023

Wailers – "Out of Our Tree" (1965)


We know that it just can’t be

But it’s happenin’ without a doubt


I get most of my ideas for the records I feature on 2 or 3 lines from listening to Sirius/XM radio – especially the “Underground Garage” channel. 


I live a rather peripatetic lifestyle, and most of my Sirius/XM listening is done while I’m on the move.  I hear a 2 or 3 lines-worthy record (or two or three) almost every time I’m in my car or on my bike.  But I have a tendency to forget them before I get to my destination.


It's just not practical to pull out a notebook and pen and make note of those records while I’m driving or pedaling, so I do the next best thing: I grab my phone and take a screenshot that captures whatever record I am listening to at any given time.


Then when I get home, I type the title and performer of each of those records into a list on my computer, and delete the photos so they don’t overwhelm my phone’s storage capacity.


Easy-peasy!


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When I checked today, I discovered that it has been almost two months since I last sat down and went through all those screenshots.  Here are the records that had accumulated on the phone during that time:


Ace – “How Long”


Albert King – “Hunter”


Animals – “I Ain’t Got You”


Apples in Stereo – “Submarine Dream”


Balloon Farm – “A Question of Temperature”


Beatles – “Getting Better”


Big Star – “Don’t Lie to Me”


Billy Preston – “That’s the Way God Planned It”


Birds – “You’re On My Mind”


Blind Faith – “Can’t Find My Way Home”


Blink-182 – “What’s My Age Again”


Blues Image – “Ride Captain Ride”


Blues Project – “No Time Like the Right Time”


Bob Kuban and the In-Men – “The Cheater”


Bobby Womack – “Across 110th Street”


Bon Jovi – “Wanted Dead or Alive”


Boz Scaggs – “Lido Shuffle”


Brian Eno – “King’s Lead Hat”


Brute Force – “King of Fuh”


Bubble Puppy – “Hot Smoke and Sassafras”


Bush – “Machinehead”


Butthole Surfers – “Who Was in My Room Last Night?”


Cake – “Rock ’n’ Roll Lifestyle”


Cheap Trick – “California Man”


Crazy Elephant – “Gimme Gimme Good Lovin’”


Crispian St. Peters – “The Pied Piper”


Dave Clark Five – “Reelin’ and Rockin’”


Dead Boys – “Sonic Reducer”


Decemberists – “Down By the Water”


Depeche Mode – “Everything Counts”


Donnie Iris – “Ah! Leah!”


Donovan – “Atlantis”


Donovan – “Operating Manual for Spaceship Earth”


Doors – “Crystal Ship”


E-Types – “Put the Clock Back on the Wall”


Edwin Starr – “I’m Still a Struggling Man”


Electric Flag – “See to Your Neighbor”


Elvis Presley – “Shake, Rattle & Roll”


Fire – “Father’s Name Was Dad”


Fleetwood Mac – “The Green Manilishi”


Foghat – “Slow Ride”


Garbage – “Bad Boyfriend”


Genesis – “Misunderstanding”


Giorgio Moroder – “Looks Looks”


Great White – “Once Bitten, Twice Shy”


Green Day – “I Was a Teenage Teenager”


Gun Club – “Sex Beat”


Ian Hunter – “Once Bitten, Twice Shy”


Jan & Dean – “Dead Man’s Curve”


Jerry Lee Lewis – “I’ll Sail My Ship Alone”


Jimi Hendrix Experience – “Fire”


Jimi Hendrix Experience – “Stone Free”


Jimmy Buffett – “A Pirate Looks at Forty”


Joe Tex – “Show Me”


John Brown – “Papercuts”


John Carter – “Is It True?”


John Lennon – “Gimme Some Truth”


Keane – “Somewhere Only We Know”


Kim Wilde – “Kids in America”


La De Das – “How Is the Air Up There?”


Leather Catsuit – “Piece of the Pie”


Liverpool Five – “Too Far Out”


Love – “The Daily Planet”


Lucinda Williams –“It’s a Long Way to the Top”


Makers – “Are You on the Inside or the Outside of Your Pants?”


Metallica – “Enter Sandman”


Mops – “I’m Just a Mops”


Mott the Hoople – “All the Young Dudes”


Move – “Brontosaurus (Looking On)”


Mystic Tide – “Frustration”


Nazz – “Rain Rider”


New Order – “True Faith”


Nick Lowe – “Cracking Up”


Nine Inch Nails – “Hurt”


Paul Butterfield Blues Band – “Where Did My Baby Go?”


Parliament – “Up for the Downstroke”


People – “I Love You”


Peter Murphy – “Cuts You Up”


Pink Floyd – “See Emily Play”


Primus – “Wynona’s Big Brown Beaver”


Procol Hotel – “Grand Hotel”


Prodigy – “Breathe”


? And the Mysterians – “96 Tears”


Quicksilver Messenger Service – “Pride of Man”


Ramones – “Sheena Is a Punk Rocker”


Red Hot Chili Peppers – “By the Way”


Renegades – “Thirteen Women”


Richard and the Young Lions – “Open Up Your Door”


Ron Wood – “We All Get Old”


Roxy Music – “Eight Miles High”


Ryan Hamilton – “A**hole”


Saliva – “Ladies & Gentlemen”


Sam & Dave – “Wrap It Up”


Sharon Jones and the Dap-Kings – “What If We All Stopped Paying Taxes?”


Spiritualized – “Come Together”


Squires – “Going All the Way”


Stone Temple Pilots – “Tumble in the Rough”


Sweathog – “Hallelujah”


Swingin’ Medallions – “Double Shot”


Talking Heads – “Pulled Up”


Tears for Fears – “Everybody Wants to Change the World”


Tears for Fears – “Mad World”


Tears for Fears – “Shout”


Toadies – “Possum Kingdom”


Tomorrow – “My White Bicycle”


Tool – “Sober”


Urges – “Passing Us By”


Vogues – “Magic Town”


Volbeat – “Still Counting”


Yardbirds – “Happenings Ten Years”


Wailers – “Out of Our Tree”


Wet Leg – “Angelica”


Yellow Balloon – “Yellow Balloon”


ZZ Top – “La Grange”


That’s at least a year’s supply of featured records.  So why do I continue to take even more screenshots and add more records to my list?


Probably because I’m out of my tree.


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Click here to enjoy “Out of My Tree” by the Wailers – a garage band formed in Tacoma, Washington, in 1958 by five high-school friends.


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Tuesday, June 20, 2023

The Sing-A-Long Gang – "Mimi the College Widow" (1961)


She laid the cornerstone of knowledge

In fact, the whole damn college

She’s Mimi the college widow!



The previous 2 or 3 lines featured a song from the 1932 Marx Brothers’ movie, Horse Feathers.


When I first saw Horse Feathers many years ago, I was puzzled when an attractive female character was described as “the college widow.”  I had no idea what that term meant – and since there was no internet back then, I couldn’t Google it.


Now I can . . . so I did.


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“College widow” turns out to be an obsolete term that was used to describe an older woman who dated college boys.  (“Dated”?)


Here’s an excerpt from a 2015 Paris Review article about college widows: 


Once a byword for a predatory vamp, the college widow is an extinct American species.


I’ve read various definitions of the college-widow meme, which appears regularly in books and films from the first half of the twentieth century, and was de rigueur in any discussion of campus life.  In some cases, these characters were portrayed as literal widows – young women who’d known the marriage bed and were hungry for young collegiate flesh.  But more often, the term seems to have applied to a [local woman] who dated men in successive senior classes, and were subsequently “widowed” with each passing graduation. . . .


In the Marx Brothers classic Horse Feathers – many a modern viewer’s only exposure to the trope – the college widow is just sort of there, without explanation. (But then, it is a Marx Brothers movie.)  Horse Feathers was in fact a parody of the play (and subsequent 1927 film) The College Widow, about a college president’s daughter – played by Drew Barrymore’s grandmother, Dolores Costello – who seduces rival schools’ football stars at her father’s behest.  It’s as creepy as it sounds.


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I have no idea who wrote “Mimi the College Widow,” or when it was written.  


It was apparently still being sung by college students in the 1950s because the lyrics appear in a couple of collections of college songs.


In 1961, a group who called themselves The Sing-A-Long Gang – about whom I know zippy – released their version of “Mimi the College Widow” on an LP titled Sing-A-Long Party Songs.


Click here to listen to that recording of “Mimi the College Widow.”

Friday, June 16, 2023

Groucho Marx – "I'm Against It" (1932)


Whatever it is

I’m against it!


The last 2 or 3 lines featured the Ramones’ 1978 record, “I’m Against It.” 


What are the Ramones against?  Politics, Jesus freaks, water bugs, the Viet Cong, Burger King . . . pretty much anything.


I have to think the Ramones got the idea for “I’m Against It” from a song with the identical title that opened the 1932 Marx Brothers’ comedy, Horse Feathers. 


Groucho Marx in Horse Feathers

Horse Feathers was the fourth of the 13 Marx Brothers movies to be released, and it’s one of their best.  


The movie’s most famous moment is when Groucho – who portrayed the president of the fictional Huxley College, Professor Quincy Adams Wagstaff – tells Harpo that he can’t burn the candle at both ends.  But Harpo proves him wrong.


Click here to watch that scene.


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“I’m Against It” includes the following lines:


I don’t know what they have to say

It makes no difference anyway

Whatever it is, I’m against it


Your proposition may be good

But let’s have one thing understood:

Whatever it is, I'm against it


The Ramones would certainly approve.


Click here to watch the scene from Horse Feathers featuring “I’m Against It.”


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Friday, June 9, 2023

Ramones – "I'm Against It" (1978)


Well, I'm against it!

I'm against it!


Me, too!


(I could stop right there, making this the shortest 2 or 3 lines post ever.  But brevity has never been the soul of 2 or 3 lines’s wit, so that ain’t happenin’ – not today, and probably not ever.)


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The Ramones were having a very bad day when they wrote the lyrics to “I’m Against It.”


Here’s the first verse:


I don’t like politics

I don’t like Communists

I don’t like games and fun

I don’t like anyone


I don’t like politics either – or Communists.  


But I’m a big fan of games and fun.  (Perhaps the Ramones were being just a tad tongue in cheek here?)


The next verse goes like this:


I don’t like Jesus freaks

I don’t like circus geeks

I don’t like summer and spring

I don’t like anything


I can take Jesus freaks or leave them – the same goes for circus geeks.  (Speaking of Jesus freaks, when’s the last time you saw a Jesus freak?  They used to be a dime a dozen, but I haven’t run across a good Jesus freak in ages.)


Summer and spring are M-O-N-E-Y!  (More tongue-in-cheekiness, I suspect.)


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I don’t like sex and drugs

I don’t like water bugs

I don’t care about poverty

All I care about is me


The Ramones didn’t like sex and drugs?  Hahahahaha!  (You can’t kid a kidder, boys.)


Water bugs are certainly a nuisance – but the Ramones were probably talking about cockroaches, who many people refer to as water bugs.  (True water bugs – Lethocerus americanus – are unrelated to cockroaches.)


Lethocerus americanus

I know I should care about poverty.  But I can’t honestly say it’s a priority for me.


“All I care about is me”?  (For most of us, that’s the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.)


I don’t like playing ping pong

I don’t like the Viet Cong

I don’t like Burger King

I don’t like anything


Ping pong isn’t a great game – but it’s not the worst.


The Ramones got it right about the Viet Cong – they were nasty little bast*rds.  And Burger King has always been second-best to McDonald’s.


“I don’t like anything” seems a little extreme.  I suspect the Ramones are serving us a heapin’ helpin’ of hyperbole.  (And if anyone knows hyperbole when he sees it, it’s yours truly.) 


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There’s another song titled “I’m Against It” that you need to know about.  We’re talk about it in the next 2 or 3 lines.  


In the mean time, click here to enjoy “I’m Against It,” Ramones-style.


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Tuesday, June 6, 2023

Eurhythmics – "Would I Lie to You?" (1985)


Would I lie to you, honey?

Now would I say something that wasn’t true?


As I told you in the last 2 or 3 lines, I’m suddenly reading MUCH less than I once did.


I’ve been keeping track of all the books I’ve read since I graduated from law school in 1977.   For example, I read 64 books in 2000 – including ten just in August.


My journal shows that I set a personal record by reading 90 books in 2009:


I obviously didn’t have much else going on in 2009.


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I've managed to finish only four books so far in 2023 – a paltry number indeed:


I’m about to finish my fifth book of the year.  But even if I were to add it to my list, reading five books in five-plus months is nothing to write home about.  (Back in the day, five books in a month was my norm.)


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Reading’s not the only thing that I’m doing less of since 2 or 3 lines moved to its new world headquarters at the beginning of 2023.


I gave birth to my wildly popular little blog in late 2009, but really hit my blogging stride in 2011 – I cranked out 159 2 or 3 lines posts that year.  I followed that up by publishing between 154 and 177 posts in each of the next seven years.  


My annual output fell somewhat after I retired from my law firm because I made a conscious decision to post twice a week instead of thrice.  I was hoping that a reduction in quantity would lead to an increase in quality.  But I don’t think that strategy really worked: the quality of 2 or 3 lines has been deteriorating for years, and going from three posts a week to two slowed that rate of deterioration only slightly.


Counting this one, I’ve written only 40 posts in the first five months of 2023 – which means that unless I get off my ass and start working a little harder, my annual production is going to fall to fewer than 100 posts for the first time ever.


Maybe that’s just as well – most of my 2023 posts are pretty forgettable.


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I talked about why my reading had fallen so far off in the previous 2 or 3 lines.  But I didn’t tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth in the post.  


I used to be almost recklessly honest in 2 or 3 lines.  But I’m holding more back these days.  


What's behind my self-censorship?  A lot of the people who matter the most to me know that I write 2 or 3 lines.  Because they are such an important part of my life, I'm tempted to write about them – if I don't, that means a large part of my life is missing from my blog.  


But I have to be very careful when I do that.  It’s bad enough when I exaggerate about those people for comic effect –  not surprisingly, they sometimes resent being caricatured in a post.


But it’s even worse when I write the truth about them.  That’s the really unforgivable sin. 


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I featured “Would You Lie to Me” – which was a big hit for the Eurythmics in 1985 – in the fifth 2 or 3 lines post I wrote back in 2009.  (I’ve written almost two thousand more since publishing that one.)


I began that 2009 post with two lines from the song:


Would I lie to you, honey?

Now would I say something that wasn’t true?


I then wrote the following answer to the question posed in that song lyric:


Oh, please.  OF COURSE I would lie to you!  And you’d lie to me or anyone else if you had a good reason to do so – and if you thought you could get away with it.


Just about everyone lies.  


Men lie.  Women lie.  Children lie.


I don’t think dogs lie, but cats certainly do. 


There’s really no need to change a word of that, is there?


Click here to watch the official music video for “Would I Lie to You?”


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