Tuesday, November 19, 2024

Chicago – "Fancy Colours" (1970)


We do things

So very fine

In the dew


I have a bit of problem with the lyrics to “Fancy Colours,” which opens the third of Chicago’s eponymous non-debut album – if you ask me, they don’t make a lot of sense.


But I have a bigger problem with the British spelling of the song’s title.  Why “Fancy Colours” instead of “Fancy Colors”?


After all, Robert Lamm – who wrote the song – grew up in Brooklyn.  And the album’s producer, James William Guercio, grew up in Chicago.  So why the British spelling?


By the way, that spelling was no accident because there’s another track on the album titled “Colour My World.”


Wazzup with that?


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That’s pretty much all I’ve got for you today.  Except for these photos from a recent bike ride.  (Truth be told, my phone deserves more credit for them than I do.)











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Click here to listen to “Fancy Colours.”


Click here to buy that recording from Amazon.





Tuesday, November 12, 2024

Bob Wills and His Texas Playboys – "New San Antonio Rose" (1940)


Deep within my heart lies a melody

A song of old San Antone


One of the highlights of my recent trip to San Antonio to visit my sister were the breakfast tacos at a cheery little hole-in-the-wall Mexican restaurant in her neighborhood.


I overheard one of the friendly waitresses and a customer she referred to as “Mr. Jim” talking about the various jobs they had held while I was enjoying a sausage-and-egg breakfast taco one morning.  (I assume most of the customers were regulars because the waitresses called almost everyone who came in by name.) 


(Listen to Sean Bean!)

“I’ve been working in restaurants since I was 22,” the waitress told Mr. Joe.  


“Is that so?” he said.  “I used to deliver Domino’s pizzas.”


“What do you do now?” she asked.


“I’m a realtor,” he replied.  “When I was getting started in real estate, I used to stick one of my business cards in each of the pizzas I delivered.  I got a lot of clients that way.”  


Really?  If I was looking for someone to help me sell my house, I would mos' definitely not hire a guy who had to deliver pizzas to make ends meet.  Would you?


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In 1938, Bob Wills and His Texas Playboys had a #1 hit with a recording of a Western swing instrumental titled “San Antonio Rose.”


Shortly thereafter, Wills and his band added lyrics to the song and released it as “New San Antonio Rose.”  That recording also made it to #1.


Bob Wills and His Texas Playboys

If you don’t know the music of Bob Wills and His Texas Playboys, you are missing out.  “That’s What I Like ‘Bout the South,” “Ida Red,” “Roly Poly” and especially “Take Me Back to Tulsa” are just a few of their many great records.


Click here to listen to “New San Antonio Rose.”


Click here to buy that recording from Amazon.

Tuesday, November 5, 2024

Beatles – "Hey Bulldog" (1968)

You think you know me

But you haven’t got a clue


[NOTE: It’s become an annual tradition for 2 or 3 lines to interview 2 or 3 lines on the anniversary of the very first 2 or 3 lines post, which appeared way back on November 1, 2009.  I always have a lot to say, and that goes double when I’m both the interviewer and the interviewee – which is why I’ve divided up this year’s 15th anniversary interview into two installments.  Today’s post is part two of that two-part interview.  If you missed part one, simply scroll down to the bottom of this post to find it.]


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Q:  Every year, you choose ten recordings for your “Golden Decade” hit singles hall of fame and ten other recordings for your “Golden Decade” album tracks hall of fame.  As those of you who aren’t new to 2 or 3 lines already know, some of each year’s hall of fame selections are recordings that you have previously featured in a 2 or 3 lines post.  In such cases, you simply cut and paste the contents of the old post into the new one.


A:  That’s correct – at least to a degree.  I don’t always “simply cut and paste” the previous content into the new post – I often revise it or update it.


Q. Yes – sometimes.  But other times, it’s pretty much a plain old cut-and-paste operation – which certainly cuts down on the amount of time it takes for you to generate a new post.  Wouldn’t you agree?


A.  What exactly is your point?


Q.  Well, I have to wonder whether you pick records for your halls of fame based purely on how deserving those records are of being recognized, or whether you sometimes pick a record because you’ve already written about it and can generate a new post based on your old one with a very minimal expenditure of effort.


A.  Look, assh*le, I take my “Golden Decade” halls of fame selections very seriously.  My estimation of the quality of those records is the ONLY thing that matters.  I’ve featured about 2000 records on 2 or 3 lines, so it shouldn’t be surprising that some of my hall of fame choices have been the subject of previous 2 or 3 lines posts.


Q.  I hear you, bro – but let’s allow the numbers to speak for themselves.  Four of the ten records you chose for this year’s hit singles hall of fame class had been previously featured in 2 or 3 lines posts, and five of the ten album tracks were repeats.  So basically half of the hall of fame selections this year were recycled.


A:  If you consider 45% to be the same as 50%, you’re correct.  Of course, 45% isn’t 50%, and you’re saying that it is doesn’t make it so.  


Q:  That’s just a bit nitpicky, n’est-ce pas?  


A:  Whatever.  The numbers don’t mean anything in and of themselves, and I think you know that.  But you’ve obviously decided that I’m making hall of fame selections not on the merits, but in order to minimize the time that I have to spend on 2 or 3 lines.


Q:  Which you unequivocally deny?


A:  Yes, I do.  But I won’t deny that you have reason to be suspicious of my motivations.  The quality of 2 or 3 lines is not what it used to be.  The first few years of 2 or 3 lines were pretty good, if I do say so myself – I had what seemed like an endless supply of good stories to tell, and I was willing to invest a lot of time turning those experiences into interesting posts.  That’s no longer the case – in part because I’ve mined both my life and my imagination pretty thoroughly at this point, in part because I fritter away a good part of my usual day.  2 or 3 lines has suffered as a result of that.


Q:  I appreciate your honesty, but that’s old news, isn’t it?  You’ve admitted as much previously.  


A:  Well, here’s something you haven’t heard before.  There’s another reason 2 or 3 lines isn’t what it used to be: I’m happier than I used to be.


Q:  Are you saying 2 or 3 lines was better when your life was worse?  


A:  That’s exactly what I’m saying.  And that shouldn’t come as a big surprise because very few great artists were happy people.  Look at musicians like Brian Wilson, Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix, Kurt Cobain, Chris Cornell, Billie Eilish – I could go on and on.  Bruce Springsteen suffers from severe depression – he’s taken antidepressants for years.  And Billy Joel was a mess when he was young – he tried to commit suicide by drinking a bottle of furniture polish when he was 21!


Q:  You never thought about committing suicide, did you?


A:  Don’t be silly – what reason could I possibly have to contemplate suicide?  I’ve led a relatively easy life.  If I had suffered more when I was a teenager or in my twenties, maybe I would have become a great novelist or songwriter.  I’m happier now than I was fifteen years ago when I started writing 2 or 3 lines, which may in part explain why the blog was better back then.  


Q:  I think you’re on to something there.  But I think you’re leaving out something else you’ve talked about before.  


A:  Which is?


Q:  You’ve written in the past about holding a lot back – not coming entirely clean about your life in your writing.  Wouldn’t 2 or 3 lines be better if you revealed more about yourself?  If you didn’t censor yourself as much as you do?


A:  Probably.  But I’m not going to risk offending my family and friends, or revealing things about myself that would negatively affect their image of me.  There are things that matter to me more than 2 or 3 lines does.


Q:  That’s understandable.  But that does mean that the ceiling of 2 or 3 lines isn’t as high as it would be if you were willing to let it all hang out.


A:   Certainly.  I’ve deep-sixed a number of very compelling posts because they revealed more about me than I’m willing to share. 


Q:  Which brings me to my final question: why do you keep writing 2 or 3 lines?  You’re admitting that it’s inherently flawed, and you don’t seem to be willing to take the steps necessary to make it better – whether that’s being more forthcoming about yourself, or putting in more time and effort.


A:  Just because 2 or 3 lines isn’t as good as it used to be doesn’t mean it isn’t worth doing.  Let me ask you something – are the Rolling Stones as good as they used to be?


Q:  Of course not.  I think you’d agree that they peaked 50-odd years ago.


A:  That’s right.  So what should they have done when it became apparent that their newer records were never going to be as good as the older ones?  Retire?  What would Mick and Keith have done for if they weren’t recording and touring?  Taken up pickleball?  Work in their f*cking gardens? 


Q:  So you plan to keep cranking out 100 posts a year, give or take.    


A:   If I stop writing 2 or 3 lines, the most likely reason is that I’m dead – not that I’ve quit.  


Q:  That seems like a good place to end this interview – although I think the two lines from “Hey Bulldog” quoted at the top of this post are still apropos. 


A:  If I can’t get to the bottom of me, who can?  Peace out, dude.


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One critic praised clever word play in John Lennon’s lyrics to “Hey Bulldog,” but Lennon later said all that meant nothing. 


When McCartney sat down in the studio to work on the song with Lennon, he misread John’s handwritten lyrics – he thought “measured out in news” was “measured out in you.”  Lennon decided he liked that better than his original line, so they left it in.  That’s typical of Lennon and McCartney’s lackadaisical, even slapdash attitude when it came to song lyrics.


The song was originally titled “Hey Bullfrog.”  The song’s first verse includes a bullfrog reference, which the Beatles apparently couldn’t be bothered to change even after they changed the title to “Hey Bulldog.”  


Click here to listen to “Hey Bulldog.”


Click here to buy that recording from Amazon.

Friday, November 1, 2024

Kinks – "I'm Not Like Everybody Else" (1966)


I don’t want to walk about like everybody else

I don’t want to live my life like everybody else

I don’t want to stay confined like everybody else

’Cause I’m not like everybody else


They say that time flies when you’re having fun.


That’s true as far as it goes.  But as artist Mary Engelbreit has pointed out, time flies whether you’re having fun or not.


Ask anyone to tell you how long ago a long-ago event in their life took place, and I’ll bet you dollars to doughnuts that they underestimate the amount of time that has passed.  I know that I am constantly surprised to learn that something I think happened X years ago actually took place X + Y years ago.


I know for a fact that I posted the first 2 or 3 lines post exactly 15 years ago today.  But I find that hard to believe because the last 15 years seem to have flown by – whether I was having fun or not.  


Today we’re marking the birthday of my wildly successful little blog the same way we’ve marked it for a number of years now – by presenting an interview with 2 or 3 lines himself.


And who is conducting that interview?  No other than 2 or 3 lines!


So without further ado . . .


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Q:  Greetings and salutations on this very auspicious day.


A:  ’Sup, pimp? 


Q:  2 or 3 lines is 15 years old today.  Do you find that as hard to believe as I do?


A:  How would I know how hard you find it to believe that?  I’m not a f*cking mindreader.


Q:  Off to a great start, as usual.  You led off this post with four lines from the Kinks’ 1966 record, “I’m Not Like Everybody Else.”  Isn’t quoting four lines at the beginning of a 2 or 3 lines post inconsistent with the blog’s name?


A:  The name of my blog is 2 or 3 lines (and so much more), so I’ll admit that you have a point there.


Q:  In the early days of 2 or 3 lines you often quoted more than two or three lines ate the beginning of your posts – on occasion, you went way over two or three lines.


A:  That’s true enough.  But for at least the last ten years, I’ve stuck to the two or three lines – with very occasional exceptions.


Q:  Like today.


A:  Yes, like today.  But today is very special, after all – it is the 15th anniversary of the birth of 2 or 3 lines.  


Q:  Do you know what the traditional gift for a 15th anniversary is?


A:  It will come as no surprise to my bar trivia rivals that I just so happen to know what all the traditional wedding anniversary gifts are.  For example, I know that the traditional sixth anniversary gift is either candy or iron, while the traditional ninth anniversary gift is willow or pottery, and the 15th anniversary gift is crystal.


Q:  Willow?  Really?


A:  That’s what the Hallmark website says, and I trust Hallmark to know that sh*t.  By the way, the traditional 16th wedding anniversary gift is either silverware or wax.


Q:  Wax?  So I guess candles would be a suitable 16th anniversary gift?


A:  Yes, if you’re a cheapskate and you don’t mind your wife giving you the cold shoulder when you go to bed that night.  


Q:  I suppose most wives would prefer a nice silver coffee service to candles.


A:  No sh*t, Sherlock.


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Q:  Your choice of the featured song for today’s very special 15th-anniversary post is a very telling one.  You clearly believe that you’re not like everybody else.


A:  No sh*t, Sherlock..  


Q:  Someone recently told me about something you do that makes my point very nicely.  As I understand it, your weekly trivia contests consist of several rounds of five questions.  At the beginning of the game, the host discloses what general category each of those questions falls into, and each team is asked to pick one category from each round as its “bonus” category.  If a team answers its bonus question correctly, it gets extra points.  Do I have that right?


A:  You do.


Q:  The teams write down the numbers of their bonus categories just before the game begins and take that piece of paper to the game’s host, who records each team’s choices on his computer.  But I hear that’s not the way you communicate your choices.


A:  You hear correctly.


Q:  You stay at your table until the host finishes recording the bonus choices of all the other teams.  When he looks up from that task, you catch his eye and hold up fingers to identify which categories you are picking.  Can you explain to me why you do things that way instead of writing down your choices and walking them up to the host like everybody else does?


A:  Because my team is special – we don’t have to do things like everybody else.


Q:  Don’t you think that making your bonus choices that way is a bit of a dick move?


A:  I suppose you could say it’s a bit of a dick move.  But I don’t really think of it that way.


Q:  You don’t?  How so?


A:  I do a lot of things at trivia that you would probably characterize as dick moves – and most of them are a lot more obnoxious than this one.  I look at it this way: when you’re the best player on the best team, doesn’t that make you special?  


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Q:  Today’s featured song was released in 1966 as the B side to “Sunny Afternoon.”


A:  Which I believe belongs on the Mt. Rushmore of Kinks records.


Q.  “I’m Not Like Everybody Else” has been described as “a defiant anthem of non-conformity.”  But do you think the singer is happy being an outsider?  Do you think he wishes he wasn’t different from everybody else?


A:  Maybe it’s a the-grass-is-always-greener-on-the-other-side-of-the-fence situation.  Maybe outsiders feel isolated and alone and want to fit in with the crowd, while conformists need to feel like they’re individuals.


Q:  Which group do you fit in to?


A:  At heart, I’m a conformist – I usually don’t rock the boat.  I’m an oldest child, and oldest children try to please their parents.  I always got good grades and stayed out of trouble.  I went to law school because it was a safe thing to do.  I never used illegal drugs, and I waited until after I was married to have children.  But I don’t like thinking of myself as a conformist – it’s much more romantic to be a rebel.


Q:  Are you saying that the whole devil-may-care, let-it-all-hang-out persona you’ve created on 2 or 3 lines is phony?


A:  I am absolutely not saying that.  My persona is as real as it gets.  But it’s still just a persona.


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Click here to listen to “I’m Not Like Everybody Else.”


Click here to buy that recording from Amazon.